I found myself in a very awkward situation last night when my fuck buddy Birmingham came knocking at my door drunk in the dead of the night. Thankfully he has some smarts in him because when my husband answered the door he automatically asked for a random name. It worked because my husband snickered and sent him on his way. The whole time I was clenching my sheets, praying that he wouldn’t slip up and say something completely stupid and belligerent. As soon as I see him again I am going to put my foot down on limitations because that was absolutely ridiculous! If he would have slipped up I would have lost everything I worked my whole life for. Not to mention it would completely ruin my kids lives as well as mine.